ok. in short, i had 2 dreams last night while i fell asleep on the couch.
1st dream
first, i was making-out with fuckhead-cameron. then it got intense. then everything which were tailored for body wear were off and we were naked. when we were about to do it, the hoover dam burst *poooof* and i didn’t manage to get laid.
his hoover dam, not my bloody floodgate – in case you’re thinking that i was the one who blew it.
2nd dream
this, is totally, totally, totally tragic. u see i have a hot neighbor, and he’s a FRIEND. seriously. i NEVER had the hots for him cos i treat him like how i treat a little homie as my bro.
i dreamt we were frenching each other: truly, madly, badly, wetly.
i woke up all grossed-out. and i know i really, really, really need to get laid, badly.
like what calv (my colleague) said: “you seriously need to do something about this and get yourself laid”.
i know calv, gimme time… sigh.
OMG!!!! U Need to get laid!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA… or.. maybe.. it’s ur mind telling u that u r secretly in love with HIM?!?! *hint*wink*
you dill hole! cut me some slack, i’m already GROSSED-OUT myself u geek biatch!!!@#$@#%@@#
- slayer
*singsong*
i hear bells in the church and they sway in the wind going…ding dong-come along! it’s time to get a move TURN ON!
*evil laugh*
very comforting my ladies… or should i say my b….